Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Obituary 1950-2008

On Tuesday, July 8, 2008, at approximately 8:00 pm the great old tree pass away. The great old tree lived a mysterious life but yet a very structured and static life at the same time. There are no records of family for the great old tree but after interviewing some of the tree's neighbors it seems that the tree had many friends that stood by its side in its last moments. The tree passed away at home, but not quietly. The tree met his demise when a lightning bolt met the tree during a storm. It is always a tough way to go for the trees but a least it fast and painless.

The great old tree is estimated to have been born circa 1950-1955. The post World War II era was a tough time for trees in general, hence the poor record keeping of the tree date of birth or lineage. Luckily for the great old tree he was of the Sweet Gum clan which was not as preferred in the mills as the unfortunate Pine clan which are heavily preferred in the wood mills and grown in huge concentration camps even to this day.

In honor of the great old tree we remember the saying, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?" Well, I'd say that this tree went out with a flash of light and a bang. And I do not believe that this tree did not die alone as it was surrounded by loved ones in which it protected with it strong and tall frame. Unfortunately for these loved ones, they are now the tallest trees around so I'm sure they are a bit concerned.

Arrangements will be held at the Hartzog Land today only between hours of sun up and sun down. It will be an open casket viewing. In lieu of flowers donations can be made in honor of the great tree to the "Jeremy will need a New Chainsaw after I Cut this Beast off my 4-Wheeler Trail" Fund located at the Bank of America in Loganville.-J





5 comments:

Josh and Donna said...

so funny! enjoyed the witty post.

Jenny said...

Hilarious! That is one BIG tree. I bet these pictures don't even do it justice.

The Cooks said...

You guys crack me up! I cannot believe how big (and really cute) Ethan is getting! Love you guys. Come to Louisville sometime!

DL said...

kimberly!
so fun to see you and your family on your blog! i have to admit that i'm not much of a blogger, so i just saw your message from months ago on our blog and rushed right over to say hi! i love seeing what's going on with you and your family!
hopefully, i'll get a little more creative with the blogging and try to be on here more. it's so fun to catch up with old friends!
anyway, hope you're doing well!
dara lynn

Bryan - Kelda said...

...And people wonder why I am the way I am. Little brother learns from big brother! Just glad big brother lives in a different town so he can cut his own tree!!!!O yeah, and as for the new chainsaw, thats why little brother lives close to Daddy, use HIS chainsaw!-B