Ethan and I were inside playing when we heard Fletcher (our dog) going crazy outside in his kennel. It was his aggressive bark, but I just figured another dog or animal was in our back yard. I let him go on just for a minute and then I decided I better check it out. When I opened the door Fletcher was in his kennel (it's a rather large kennel, not one of those small travel ones) and he was just standing in the middle with his head looking down and the fur on his back standing straight up. If it had been another dog, Fletcher would have been all up on the fence of his kennel trying to get out, but he looked scared. I bit my lip and made myself go out to see what it was. As I had dreaded it to be, it was a SNAKE! A rather odd looking one to me, so this lead me to believe it might be poisonous. I don't know my snakes, but it was no black snake. It was light brown with dark brown markings, with a lighter head. Sorta just looked like a "copperhead", but that's just me freaking out on the inside (thinking it's the worst snake possible, as they all are to me) Surely it's just some rat snake or something. Well, it was right at Fletcher's kennel with his head rared up. Looked a little too interested in Fletcher. I grabbed a broom and I bravely started swatting towards it and banging on Fletcher's kennel, thinking I might scare it off. Instead, it quickly turned it's head and looked RIGHT AT ME!!!! I think I screamed a little and ran back to the patio to head inside. After doing my little "freak out dance" and calmed my chill bumps and my overall feeling of the "willies", I had to toughen up here. This was one of those moments where you have NO CHOICE!! Jeremy was at work, I was afraid that Fletcher might get too close to it if I let him out of the kennel, and I sure couldn't let it get any closer to Fletcher. Adrenaline pumping, motherhood instincts to protect her young (Fletcher in this case) I had to do something. No questions about it, I was going to have to do something. At first I tried the wimpy approach. I went back inside where Ethan was watching me through the window, headed to his room with a squirt bottle. He thought this was great. We opened up his window and squirted the snake. He cracked up!! He loves squirting things with our squirt bottle and the fact that I was using it to spray through a window to get a snake, he found very amusing. The snake didn't move as I had planned. He actually was moving closer to the kennel and I just knew that if he got in the kennel and got under the wooden pallets that are in the bottom of the kennel, it would have been over. He continued to slither along the side of the kennel and then he turned and started in around the dog house, which is also inside the kennel. This was my make it or break it moment. I had Fletcher out of the kennel at this time and I just had to leave him in the yard, make a mad dash for the garage to find some type of "weapon" and get back before he worked his way into the kennel. I found some flat hoe looking thing. With the handle it was about 3 feet long. The snake was about 2.5 feet long. I got close enough and with ALL THAT WAS IN ME, I forced the hoe thing right onto his head. I pushed with all of my might, screaming all the while!! I continued to push, and I wedged his head back and forth between my hoe thing and the ground. The thing that's going to give me nightmares tonight is the visual of his body flying through the air as I had his head trapped to the ground. Again, he was so long, his body was flying about .5 of a foot close to my hands. After killing this snake and hauling him out to the woods, I rushed inside and did another "freak out" dance. I grabbed my camera where I had taken some pictures from Ethan's window. I quickly got on the computer, downloaded my pictures and went to Ask.com and searched snakes. I found this one to verify that my snake battle had just been with a very poisonous COPPERHEAD SNAKE!!! Praise the Lord that Fletcher is okay and that I WON this battle with the snake. I hope that this is the last of my snake battles.
All of this long story to share my adventure of the day and for everyone to please be careful being outside, playing, cleaning, raking pine straw, cleaning gutters, etc. I had a patient a few years ago at Piedmont Fayette that had gotten bitten 3 times from a copperhead while cleaning his gutters. He just reached into leaves and pine straw and it struck him 3 times on the arm. He was very sick and in the hospital for a few weeks.
This was my picture of the snake on the left. The one below is from the website that verified this to be a copperhead.

Be Careful Out There!!
15 comments:
Oh my gosh--I am doing the freak out dance you described just thinking of you and this COPPERHEAD in battle!! I can't believe you actually got a picture of it and better yet, you twisted the hoe back and forth, back and forth to squash it...my skin is crawling and my stomach hurts just thinking about your ordeal!! Course I bet Jeremy was so proud and Ethan probably even did a lil' celebration, go Momma jig--you go girl..you are stronger than I thought!
Wow, that's amazing! The one time I found a small garder snake in my mom's garage, I put a bucket on top of it until someone else got home. Ha! Maybe one day I'll be as courageous as you are :)
What in the world, that is a HUGE snake! Sheesh.
OH.MY.WORRRR-D. Kimberly Mitchell Hartzog, I'm proud of you. Seriously, I don't know if I could have done that....get THAT close to a snake. I guess it's all about being in the moment. You are THE WOMAN!!!
You are my hero or maybe you are just CRAZY! I so would have ran! That snake gives me goose bumps just looking at it.
Oh my goodness! So, I'm reading all about your battle with the snake, thinking how sorry I am that you had to go through that. Then I saw the picture and I freaked out. You da man! That snake was HUGE! That makes me not want to go outside. Be careful at your new house too. Not to freak you out anymore than you already are. May God bless your sleep!
Erin
Woah!! I'm so impressed. I definitely would have ran for the hills. That thing was huge...I've got the heebie-geebies just lookin at it. Yuck! Oh by the way....your house is looking beautiful. Very sophisticated!
Kimberly. What the world! That was one big, fat snake. I can't believe you went back out there and took on that snake. Dang. I'm a little scared of you now...note to self...don't cross Kimberly!
WOW! I'm covered in chill bumps even after reading all of the comments. Snakes freak me out too! Did you bury it after you killed it?
Mariah
Holy Moly, you are awesome girl, that snake was HUGE!!!
Bethany
Wow Kimberly! I can't believe you had the courage to kill that thing with only a 3 foot hoe! Just looking at that picture gives me the creepy crawlies! Way to go! I'm so glad you weren't hurt.
Can I just tell you that I saw a black snake on our back porch when I was pregnant with Will? I grabbed the phone and called Thad crying from on top of the kitchen table. (The snake was outside but apparently I felt safer from on top of the table inside!) I wigged out so badly just looking at your pictures that I panicked and I couldn't scroll down. Thad had to grab the mouse! LOL You are now my hero!
Elaine
Braver than me!!! Yikes! I'm glad you found my blog! I love looking at everyone elses and seeing what their up too. It seems so crazy that so many people have kids now!
Joanna
Hey Kim - How scary this must have been for you. I bet you have had some nightmares and still not over it. You are a great writer! I enjoyed reading the story. Tell Mom I Love her and kiss that pretty boy of yours.
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